astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
you were drowning
so i jumped into the ocean to save you
but i didn’t know how to swim.
you couldn’t breathe
so i ripped open my chest to give you my lungs
but you watched and let me choke.
you were crying
so i held you to let you cry on my shirt
but your tears burned through the fabric and left stains on my skin.
you were leaving me
so i swallowed my words
but they came back up my throat and broke my teeth.
- it doesn’t matter anymore. (via hatelyn)
me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal
did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold
this is how I would doctor
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore
books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck